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Friday, August 16, 2013

40, and plus.

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.  Here are just a few reasons why:  


A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you  thinking?'  She doesn't care what you think.  If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.  She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified.  They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.  Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.  They know what it's like to be unappreciated.  Women get psychic as they age.  You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.  Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.  They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.  You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.  Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.  Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.  Ladies, I apologize.


For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.  Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.  Why?  Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!



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5 comments:

IndaMarya said...

ha ha...the best ever.betui sangat2.woman of that age tk da masa nak nagging2 mcm younger women always do.buat org meluat saja kan.we have better things to do than to fret about childish men kan? and we are mature enough to handle even the worst situation.but what about woman over 50 like me...? ?
you tk care dear.

IndaMarya said...

Ps. I love the last part.he he .guling2 gelak

Tukang Padam Papan Putih Cute (T3PCute) said...

usia mematangkan kita.. some people say life startat 40.. kalau masuk usia nie mostly attitude already been set.. but ada juga yang suka nagging juga..

I think more mature people.. they become more cool... :)

Uncle Lee said...

Hello Alis, I suka mature women. They are confident, more sincere and they know how to enjoy life.
Also they don't talk like SYTs.
Have a nice day,
Lee.

Mak Piah said...

:-) Alis.

Maaf kesibukan membuatkan MP tak dtg bertandang.

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