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Friday, August 16, 2013

40, and plus.

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.  Here are just a few reasons why:  


A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you  thinking?'  She doesn't care what you think.  If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.  She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified.  They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.  Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.  They know what it's like to be unappreciated.  Women get psychic as they age.  You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.  Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.  They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.  You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.  Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.  Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.  Ladies, I apologize.


For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.  Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.  Why?  Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!



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Thursday, August 1, 2013

about: online dating site


jika secara real life tak jumpa, mungkin saya kena usaha cara online.

and I did. for the last 5 years, or more.

speaking about online, anything or nothing can last for a day. period.

you were right. you can be cynical about it, talk behind my back about it, cracks a joke about it, or laugh about it. I don't give a ____ (fill in the blank, any 1st word crossing between your mind is also mine too)

the chances? almost 0%. being 5 years, or more, in online dating site, doesn't make me any prouder. Nampak macam lagi kesian adalah, sebab "hai dah teruk/desperate sangat ke sampai kena join online dating ni..?"

you were right, again.

but I still believe, there are few, even not all, yang ikhlas and terus terang dengan niat mereka. I still tanam dalam kepala yg tak semua online dating tuh kejam. I just believe that there are many guys out there yg not only good, but not gay too, were taken. so I just need my lucky charm la kan, heh.

sebut saja online dating mana I tak join. rasanya sume I join kot, holololll! tapi niat tak memain. itu my principal. and my rule of thumb is- I am serious and I hope you are serious too. and since my middle name is FILTER, I did buang mana2 nama yg tak patut I simpan. no time waster needed.

terbaru, I rejoin this singlemuslim.com site. which bring me closer to lelaki2 muslim luar negara. I can not recall when was my 1st time joined this site, since waktu tuh site ni ialah ada fee, in pound UK ok, bukan RM, haha.. cuma sekarang I found out yg diorang dah longgarkan sikit the syarat, which is lelaki saja yg kena bayar, while the muslimah is FOC yeay!

meh I ajar you guys, macam mana nk kenal akaun faker ni sbb I dah banyak bumped into this scam/faker accounts ni.

1) the same story will goes like this "salam, hai, my name is ____, I am an engineer of ____, living in ____ 1 daughter, wife died during ______ (top #1 is cancer, top #2 is died during delivered our baby girl)", I had come across your profile and I must say that you are 1 interesting girl. pls send me your email and your latest picture so we can be closer as friend, or more. thank you..."

2) they will send you their picture via email, which exactly the same picture on their profile picture. 2 is max. not more than 2.

3) wrongly send me welcome or intro notes 2 times in a row.

4) all stories are too good to be true. eg: money is NOT a problem to me.

5) all stories are Ctrl+A+C+V from the WORD.

dah, takat ni ada few fakers yang hello me and report user had been sent straight after the bau ikan keluar. 1 good/nice thing about singlemuslim is they took seriously about fake accounts. after investigation was done, normally they will suspend or delete the fake account a.s.a.p.


usaha, usaha jugak, hati-hati pun kena jugak. take care everyone :)